Baked shit burns too quickly

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Baked shit burns too quickly

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Why does my shit cook slowly for 10 minutes and then suddenly my oven becomes superheated the second that the shit inside of it turns into cooked shit
It burns in .5 seconds!

Shit's pretty shitty when your shit burns at the speed of light n' shit
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Re: Baked shit burns too quickly

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Ever baked bread in an oven before coles? It takes awhile to get to that point of perfection, but its not staying there long if you leave it in. A minute difference can mean black biscuits instead of light brown ones.
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seriously? just put in exactly 4 branches. what the hells the big deal?
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Re: Baked shit burns too quickly

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synaris wrote:seriously? just put in exactly 4 branches. what the hells the big deal?
this
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Re: Baked shit burns too quickly

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Maybe I don't want to be relighting it over and over again?
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jordancoles wrote:Maybe I don't want to be relighting it over and over again?
Then do timing right.
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Re: Baked shit burns too quickly

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This all game is build around the tendril problem, its the core design, if you are not ok with it go play WOW.
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Fierce_Deity wrote:Ever baked bread in an oven before coles? It takes awhile to get to that point of perfection, but its not staying there long if you leave it in. A minute difference can mean black biscuits instead of light brown ones.
m-muh realism!
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Clemence wrote:This all game is build around the tendril problem, its the core design, if you are not ok with it go play WOW.
What is a ''the tendril problem?'' These will be new words for me.
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jordancoles wrote:Maybe I don't want to be relighting it over and over again?
fuckin casual

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