Haven and Hearth Drinking Game

[Fratari]

With holiday festivities quickly approaching, and because sometimes I have dumb ideas: let's get some rules together for a Haven drinking game. Beer and wine can be used at various celebrations. Find out how low you can get your satiations.

Some rules to get things started.

Take a drink whenever:
The phrase 'dis dogs' is mentioned.

Finish your drink whenever:
A world reset is called for.
Someone looses their pants. (I heard Nao is back)

When your character drinks a bottle of wine, you drink a bottle of wine.
When your character drinks a bottle of bier, drink 2 bottles of beer (because beer bottles are smaller).
Every time jorb postpones an update take a shot.
Every time you see a racially or sexually offensive comment take a shot.
Every time someone brags about accomplishments that are actually pathetic(A.K.A. all i do on this forum) take a shot.
Drink every time DIS accuses AD of doing something they didnt.
Drink every time the firebrand did not work etc.

Post your arbitrary and amusing rules to be added to the list.

[GenghisKhan44]

When your character drinks a bottle of wine, you drink a bottle of wine.
When your character drinks a bottle of bier, drink 2 bottles of beer (because beer bottles are smaller).

When shubla is released from curfew, drink until you pass out.
When teleskop is released from curfew, drink until you are sent to the hospital for liver poisoning.

When a post is sent to Hel, drink a shot of fireball whiskey.
When a moderator bans an account, pour a shot of hard liquor down the drain for our fallen brother.

All of these rules, of course, are at your own discretion. Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt just because they signed up for something and my half-serious posts got roped in because the OP couldn't tell which half was a joke.

[Fratari]

All of these rules, of course, are at your own discretion. Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt just because they signed up for something and my half-serious posts got roped in because the OP couldn't tell which half was a joke.

Harsh. Why you gotta be like that?

[GenghisKhan44]

Well, the first two seem a bit ambiguous.

[The_Lich_King]

Every time jorb postpones an update take a shot.
Every time you see a racially or sexually offensive comment take a shot.
Every time someone brags about accomplishments that are actually pathetic(A.K.A. all i do on this forum) take a shot.
Every time someone from odditown posts literally anything, drink till the autism goes away.

[Atamzsiktrop]

Every time someone from odditown posts literally anything, drink till the autism goes away.

in ur case autism will never go away u were just born autistic

[spawningmink]

Drink every time DIS accuses AD of doing something they didnt.....after this one you boys better not be driving

[Glorthan]

Every time you see a racially or sexually offensive comment take a shot.

That's a nice way to end the annoying SJW fad.

[dageir]

A drinking game based on browsing a forum sounds odd. You could affect the outcome yourself.
You could do a drinking game on in-game events. For instance you would need to drink every time the firebrand did not work etc.

[Fratari]

A drinking game based on browsing a forum sounds odd. You could affect the outcome yourself.
You could do a drinking game on in-game events. For instance you would need to drink every time the firebrand did not work etc.

This is meant kinda to be both. I just couldn't think up any good in-game rules at the time.