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my terrible idea for livestock

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............when butchering male livestock, give us their testicles so we can cook and eat them.....
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and name them mountain oysters
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Was thinking about this again and have modified my idea.

Testicles as food typically come not from butchered animals, but from castration. Why not give us the ability to castrate our low quality males? It's not like we'll be breeding them anyways.

There are all sorts of testicle recipes to pick from. Fried, roasted, boiled, sausage, etc. People in Hungary make stew from rooster testicles.
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cant support because the idea makes me physically ill. imagine you're own testicles being lopped off and eaten. as much carnage as there is in damn near every game ever made, i'd like for there to be a line somewhere.
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synaris wrote:cant support because the idea makes me physically ill. imagine you're own testicles being lopped off and eaten. as much carnage as there is in damn near every game ever made, i'd like for there to be a line somewhere.
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Onep wrote:
synaris wrote:cant support because the idea makes me physically ill. imagine you're own testicles being lopped off and eaten. as much carnage as there is in damn near every game ever made, i'd like for there to be a line somewhere.
Some trans people willingly castrate themselves
not sure what that has to do with this, but you said it yourself. SOME as in, most dont even fully go through with it. despite all the soy ravaging their hormones and making them less of a man.

as for the suggestion itself, i have no objective argument as to why its bad for the game, i just personally dont like it. and i can't help that.
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synaris wrote:imagine you're own testicles being lopped off and eaten.
Imagine I am bred to be locked in packed corral. Imagine I am keep here with feed to made me fat. Then imagine I am butcher and skin. They eat my flesh and tan my hide to wear as coat and shoe.

Animal is in different class as men. Men are not the same as this animal.
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If we introduce neutering I'll fix it so that y'all can eat balls.
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jorb wrote:If we introduce neutering I'll fix it so that y'all can eat balls.
There's nothing about that sentence I don't love
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This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”

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