The great corkscrew duck penis. Chance to obtain it while butchering a mallard.
Ducks have the weirdest dick on earth, why isn't haven taking this into account? If i had one of these, i would probably give it a second look.
It would be amazing to see the jorb art design for this.
The curio should be called duck snake, due to the penis being similar to a muscular arm
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overtyped
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Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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synaris
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Re: New curio idea
XD +1 maybe add the spiraling duck vaginas too?
Newbie and noob do not mean the same thing.
Neither do figuratively and literally.
Neither do figuratively and literally.
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azrid
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overtyped
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Re: New curio idea
stop derailing thread plz, this is not a joke.synaris wrote:XD +1 maybe add the spiraling duck vaginas too?
their dicks aren't the same length as their body.azrid wrote:Sounds good.
Could do same with pigs and boars.
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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azrid
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Re: New curio idea
Maybe pigs in America have small dicks?
But the point is theirs also corkscrew.
Dick based curios could be a whole series.
But the point is theirs also corkscrew.
Dick based curios could be a whole series.
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overtyped
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Re: New curio idea
It isn't the same length of their body, it's not special enough.azrid wrote:Maybe pigs in America have small dicks?
But the point is theirs also corkscrew.
Dick based curios could be a whole series.
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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azrid
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Finigini
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Re: New curio idea
implement curio items for all the phallus of creatures. Then the ultimate crafted curio would be "A Bag of Dicks" (leather fabric + string + every penis)
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overtyped
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Re: New curio idea
Only duck dicks should be in the game, i mean look at it.Finigini wrote:implement curio items for all the phallus of creatures. Then the ultimate crafted curio would be "A Bag of Dicks" (leather fabric + string + every penis)
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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synaris
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Re: New curio idea
what derailment? i was serious. stop assuming shit. ducks have "curious" vaginas too.overtyped wrote:stop derailing thread plz, this is not a joke.synaris wrote:XD +1 maybe add the spiraling duck vaginas too?
their dicks aren't the same length as their body.azrid wrote:Sounds good.
Could do same with pigs and boars.
Newbie and noob do not mean the same thing.
Neither do figuratively and literally.
Neither do figuratively and literally.
