Could there be God Emperor of the Hermitkind?

[Lorefin]

He would unite all hermits of Terra in his unification wars

He'd create godly supersoldiers - Addptus Hermistartes by feeding them a lot of food
He'd lead a scientific research to improve botting in his village

He'd be an overpowered Warrior in the golden armour bought via tokens

After the unification wars he'd lead the Great Crusade against major powers

[Nightdawg]

He would unite all hermits of Terra in his unification wars

Many hermits don't care to learn the game or progress much, they end up stealing 20 leather and vanishing. Also magine stealing leather LOL

He'd create godly supersoldiers - Addptus Hermistartes by feeding them a lot of food

If you think big fighters are just being fed by others while they do nothing, you're making a very wrong assumption here.

He'd lead a scientific research to improve botting in his village

That seems fair.

He'd be an overpowered Warrior in the golden armour bought via tokens

You don't get such equipment by buying it, you need an industry of your own.

After the unification wars he'd lead the Great Crusade against major powers

Most hermits get KO'd by boars, which run slower than them. So you figure out how they'd do against a non A.I. combatant that doesn't have that major crippling disadvantage.


Anyway trust me when I tell you that over half of the hermits you try to recruit will simply not play the game for more than 2 weeks
And you don't even have to ask them to be good or do anything, they just quit.

[boshaw]

God Emperor Nightdawg. Make it happen.

[MagicManICT]

Would he be a giant boreworm that rules for thousands of years?

[azrid]

This hermit god would have to have the persuasion powers of an actual god.
We all know majority of the hermit playerbase is just people trying out the game and then moving on never to look back again.

[Nightdawg]

God Emperor Nightdawg. Make it happen.

I'd lack the most crucial trait above all things:

improve botting in his village

and I'm pretty awful at pvp too

[Aceb]

[maze]

sounds like a world 5 thing. his name was Oddity. he united the hermits of the hearth. A great war was held. But DIS Botted harder.

Every other person who united hermits or the heartlands has been a larper.