WANTED: Help for the retaking of my mine!

[Zigaboogado]

Your Mother's house





....And 4chan.

[lightnessdemark]

I don't know about anyone else but the way he's talking is turning me away from thinking of helping him lol.

[Atherman]

I'm being a quest giver.

[mvgulik]

Might help if you make it sound less like a advertisement to something.

Those that could help you don't buy it, and those that buy it ... are probably useless to your quest.
Nevermind. overlooked forum section.

[Atherman]

Woe be the day that someone has never been offered or accepted a quest before.

[joey_bowling]

maby if you sounded more like a dwarven war lord and less like an elven prince who sits in his tower all day complaining that the sun is in his eyes

man up and take hold of this problem by the horns

[Atherman]

Gather up lads, I got meself a propersition for ye. My mine's been taken over by a stinken batch o' goblins. Goblins! Normally I'd hammer the lot myself, but my bones are growin' old and I aint got the means to restore my honor. Lend me the strength of yer axes and we'll knock down these walls and divide the spoils. We'll eat like thanes in me feast hall afterward if ye think ye can handle sharin a few pints with ole Sheyonbeard Flintfire himself. Hohoho!

No ale for me, just some wine, please! Don't I look pretty in this dress! Tra la la!

[Percival]

Gather up lads, I got meself a propersition for ye. My mine's been taken over by a stinken batch o' goblins. Goblins! Normally I'd hammer the lot myself, but my bones are growin' old and I aint got the means to restore my honor. Lend me the strength of yer axes and we'll knock down these walls and divide the spoils. We'll eat like thanes in me feast hall afterward if ye think ye can handle sharin a few pints with ole Sheyonbeard Flintfire himself. Hohoho!

No ale for me, just some wine, please! Don't I look pretty in this dress! Tra la la!

[joey_bowling]

Gather up lads, I got meself a propersition for ye. My mine's been taken over by a stinken batch o' goblins. Goblins! Normally I'd hammer the lot myself, but my bones are growin' old and I aint got the means to restore my honor. Lend me the strength of yer axes and we'll knock down these walls and divide the spoils. We'll eat like thanes in me feast hall afterward if ye think ye can handle sharin a few pints with ole Sheyonbeard Flintfire himself. Hohoho!

No ale for me, just some wine, please! Don't I look pretty in this dress! Tra la la!

you almost had it... almost... shoulda expected as much from a elf...

real dwarfs mine and fight! and elf has no place in a mine

[Zigaboogado]

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