He came because he wanted to. When I asked, he was very skeptical as he thought it was just going to be a gank. In no way, shape or form did he come because "I told him to" He came to help on his own free will.Unostop wrote:That's fine, but you were called by that guy. The only reason you came was because that guy told you. You could've just let him handle it and he tried. I guess the moral of the story is Mr. Coles will come if you call him, but doesn't really care about what you want after all. Kind of like a call girl, but with no feelings of satisfaction
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BallisticMeat
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Re: Canterbury Tales of Plebbery
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Unostop
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Re: Canterbury Tales of Plebbery
I don't think I said "you told him to". If It came off that way. My apologys. I just don't think it was about anyone being butthurt.lol Just a story that plays itself out numerous times in this game. Have a nice day 
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morrogoth
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Re: Canterbury Tales of Plebbery
Okay, let me try to cut through the tons of butthurt here:
A.) you guys moved to B.F. Egypt, correct?
B.) you guys were dicking around being buddy buddy with tons of gayness involved, because the word hermit by definition means one who spends his life alone. not "lets gather a group of like minded roody poo's to have a wank fest, correct?
C.) some of your buddies go out and discover a mine hole with hearth's around it with functioning smithy setup, correct?
D.) Said buddies decide to loot and vandalize the place, correct?
E.) Owners come back and you puff your chest out and kick up dirt because your too stupid to apologize, so you challenge the guy to a fight, correct?
F.) Fight never happens, he vanishes. Now at this point didn't it occur to any of you that "hey this might be a setup?" but lets not side track here, so you decide to puss out and deliver an assload of bricks, to make up for your friends brazen stupidity, correct?
G.) Not realizing it takes a shit ton of work to make a mine hole, you guys did not think that this wouldn't be easy to achieve for a nub that they might actually have allies, correct?
H.) AND...all their claims of being connected to factions didn't get you to thinking that now would be the best time to find a new SG far far away, correct?
Then Jordan Coles gets involved, does his thing and kills alot, ruins your shit blah blah, then you start a thread about their plebian actions (I wish you idiots would stop using that word, really.) and call me out on my correct assumption of the epic flood of butthurt dripping from your story? please tell me where im wrong at.
A.) you guys moved to B.F. Egypt, correct?
B.) you guys were dicking around being buddy buddy with tons of gayness involved, because the word hermit by definition means one who spends his life alone. not "lets gather a group of like minded roody poo's to have a wank fest, correct?
C.) some of your buddies go out and discover a mine hole with hearth's around it with functioning smithy setup, correct?
D.) Said buddies decide to loot and vandalize the place, correct?
E.) Owners come back and you puff your chest out and kick up dirt because your too stupid to apologize, so you challenge the guy to a fight, correct?
F.) Fight never happens, he vanishes. Now at this point didn't it occur to any of you that "hey this might be a setup?" but lets not side track here, so you decide to puss out and deliver an assload of bricks, to make up for your friends brazen stupidity, correct?
G.) Not realizing it takes a shit ton of work to make a mine hole, you guys did not think that this wouldn't be easy to achieve for a nub that they might actually have allies, correct?
H.) AND...all their claims of being connected to factions didn't get you to thinking that now would be the best time to find a new SG far far away, correct?
Then Jordan Coles gets involved, does his thing and kills alot, ruins your shit blah blah, then you start a thread about their plebian actions (I wish you idiots would stop using that word, really.) and call me out on my correct assumption of the epic flood of butthurt dripping from your story? please tell me where im wrong at.
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Unostop
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Re: Canterbury Tales of Plebbery
I have to assume that most people who start in the game are "hermits" and then join a village at some point, correct?
I see that the mines owner demanded "Bloood", correct?
A fair fight was offered, correct?
After discussion an agreement was reached to avoid bloodshed, correct?
Believing an agreement was reached their was no reason to "find a new SG far far away", correct?
You offered your opinion and I posted mine. "Epic butthurt" it's not. it's a lesson learned.
I can only assume that your first and only post was so you could suckle at the teets of Mr. Coles, correct?
the second was so you could chastise me for calling you on it, correct?
I see that the mines owner demanded "Bloood", correct?
A fair fight was offered, correct?
After discussion an agreement was reached to avoid bloodshed, correct?
Believing an agreement was reached their was no reason to "find a new SG far far away", correct?
You offered your opinion and I posted mine. "Epic butthurt" it's not. it's a lesson learned.
I can only assume that your first and only post was so you could suckle at the teets of Mr. Coles, correct?
the second was so you could chastise me for calling you on it, correct?
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morrogoth
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Re: Canterbury Tales of Plebbery
I can only pray that your comprehension skills are sharper irl. or atleast you have situational awareness. a deal to stop bloodshed when your in the wrong? fair fight? what game are you exactly playing? nothing in game comes close to a fair fight, if half the threads in "in congress assembled" are to be believed. also check my stats, my computer was stolen 3 days after I started playing. I dont know who jordan coles is except by the posts by/about him. and since when is sarcasm suckling on someones teat?Unostop wrote:I have to assume that most people who start in the game are "hermits" and then join a village at some point, correct?
I see that the mines owner demanded "Bloood", correct?
A fair fight was offered, correct?
After discussion an agreement was reached to avoid bloodshed, correct?
Believing an agreement was reached their was no reason to "find a new SG far far away", correct?
You offered your opinion and I posted mine. "Epic butthurt" it's not. it's a lesson learned.
I can only assume that your first and only post was so you could suckle at the teets of Mr. Coles, correct?
the second was so you could chastise me for calling you on it, correct?
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jordancoles
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Re: Canterbury Tales of Plebbery
I'm sort of a big deal (flex)
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Unostop
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Re: Canterbury Tales of Plebbery
I personally haven't seen a single fair fight. It still doesn't change the way I feel about large factions taking it upon themselves to hand out "justice" Not having a wall around that mine was an open invitation for griefing. Im sure you can find plenty of tales to read about that. I've lost stuff so many times I've forgotten the exact number. Like you I've read the stories of ganking and trickery. Unlike you I don't take pleasure in their misfortunes. From the forums you may get a sense that ganking and unfair fighting is what all the cool kids do. You may be right and from what ive seen it is.lol Enjoy the game and good luck.
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Dzedajus
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Re: Canterbury Tales of Plebbery
I think the whole point of that was how some noobs are pulling the strings in bigger factions to call out cool kids like Coles to slap their griefers shit.morrogoth wrote: Then Jordan Coles gets involved, does his thing and kills alot, ruins your shit blah blah, then you start a thread about their plebian actions-
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weinertingle
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Re: Canterbury Tales of Plebbery
i didnt die because you forgot about my hearthfire, whos the pleb now?jordancoles wrote:[02/08/2013 10:50:30 PM] ???: Just wanted to say I thank you for the service you do the community by offing retarded horsefuckers like weinertingle
[02/08/2013 10:50:46 PM] Jordan Coles: Lmao
[02/08/2013 10:50:55 PM] Jordan Coles: No idea who he is but he sounded like a pleb
yeah, that's pretty much it. except he was sort of uninvited, the issue was solved prior to his arrival. he didnt get the memo or something.Dzedajus wrote:I think the whole point of that was how some noobs are pulling the strings in bigger factions to call out cool kids like Coles to slap their griefers shit.morrogoth wrote: Then Jordan Coles gets involved, does his thing and kills alot, ruins your shit blah blah, then you start a thread about their plebian actions-
edit: found it
dishonor, that's my point.I have no reason to honor any pacts made with the two simply because by that point it was just a raid.
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rye130
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Re: Canterbury Tales of Plebbery
Who said anything about justice? There were scents pointing to your base and they were taken advantage of. Having a palisade around that cave was an open invitation for raiding.Unostop wrote:It still doesn't change the way I feel about large factions taking it upon themselves to hand out "justice" Not having a wall around that mine was an open invitation for griefing.