RIP Weirick + Lalaxx IV

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RIP Weirick + Lalaxx IV

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So one of my villagers discovered a theft scent near Lake Olympus and decided to track the perp because he seemed to be close by.
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Not 5 minutes later and we'd located the guy.
And the chase was on
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He had a druid's helm, a soldier's sword and maybe a merch robe but I wasn't really looking at him because shortly after a dhelmer appeared on screen in the back of an alt's boat.
The dhelmer seemed to have decent stats because he was destroying me in AGI. We got out of our boats once and exchanged punches. I punched him to 65ish defence from 100 attack and he hit me straight to 0 standing.

We got back into our boats and kept up with the chase until we finally got them onto land.
Hook and I 2v2'd the dhelmer and the druid's helm and in the end, both of them ended up going down.
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As we were camping the bodies, Racezor (Andreas) came onto screen.
Neither of us agro'd him and we just talked.

I said "no war" and we were immediately on good terms.
I offered Andreas part of the loot from the body but he claimed to have no inventory space. We stood and talked for 2-3 minutes when suddenly 50 Angels appeared from out of render.
As they came into view Andreas told me he was sorry for being a faggot.

Hook and I managed to escape without taking damage by running to our boats which the Angels seemed to have completely forgotten about.

Sadly, we did not get the skull of Weirick, but we did manage to bring BOTH of the bodies back to American soil.
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Re: RIP Weirick + Lalaxx IV

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Very shitty -1/10 u still a faggot and more for crash clients shits
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Re: RIP Weirick + Lalaxx IV

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u 4got the part where u crashed andreas's client again 2 get away (SO i HEARD)
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Re: RIP Weirick + Lalaxx IV

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ChildhoodObesity wrote:u 4got the part where u crashed andreas's client again 2 get away (SO i HEARD)
Yah I did lol
He was expecting it when we were running away since he was blocking the path

[4:00:46 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: I think you can see
[4:00:47 PM] Queen Andreas: no qwert bar there tho
[4:00:49 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Why I crashed you today
[4:00:51 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Lol
[4:00:51 PM] Queen Andreas: oh
[4:00:52 PM] Queen Andreas: i know
[4:00:55 PM] Queen Andreas: i was aware
[4:00:58 PM] Queen Andreas: i'd get crashed
[4:01:11 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: I actually didn't even have it setup
[4:01:15 PM] Queen Andreas: really?
[4:01:18 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: But the second I saw more I was just like
[4:01:19 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Nope
[4:01:21 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Fuck all you guys
[4:01:26 PM] Queen Andreas: ye i knew it
[4:01:29 PM | Edited 4:01:31 PM] Queen Andreas: felt awful doing it
[4:01:32 PM] Queen Andreas: but
[4:01:38 PM] Queen Andreas: it was rather hard
[4:01:43 PM] Queen Andreas: to pick another choice

We cool tho
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Re: RIP Weirick + Lalaxx IV

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jordancoles wrote:
ChildhoodObesity wrote:u 4got the part where u crashed andreas's client again 2 get away (SO i HEARD)
Yah I did lol
He was expecting it when we were running away since he was blocking the path

[4:00:46 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: I think you can see
[4:00:47 PM] Queen Andreas: no qwert bar there tho
[4:00:49 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Why I crashed you today
[4:00:51 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Lol
[4:00:51 PM] Queen Andreas: oh
[4:00:52 PM] Queen Andreas: i know
[4:00:55 PM] Queen Andreas: i was aware
[4:00:58 PM] Queen Andreas: i'd get crashed
[4:01:11 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: I actually didn't even have it setup
[4:01:15 PM] Queen Andreas: really?
[4:01:18 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: But the second I saw more I was just like
[4:01:19 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Nope
[4:01:21 PM] Jordan "Help Desk" Coles: Fuck all you guys
[4:01:26 PM] Queen Andreas: ye i knew it
[4:01:29 PM | Edited 4:01:31 PM] Queen Andreas: felt awful doing it
[4:01:32 PM] Queen Andreas: but
[4:01:38 PM] Queen Andreas: it was rather hard
[4:01:43 PM] Queen Andreas: to pick another choice

We cool tho

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Re: RIP Weirick + Lalaxx IV

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Re: RIP Weirick + Lalaxx IV

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why in the world they keep using broken client?
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Re: RIP Weirick + Lalaxx IV

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Hah damn coward , learned to crash clients , now cant fight without it. 0/10.
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Re: RIP Weirick + Lalaxx IV

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legenda wrote:Hah damn coward , learned to crash clients , now cant fight without it. 0/10.
I think you missed the two legit kills we got.
The crash was used in response to Andreas calling people in on us and it was used to gain ground

He should just get a different client already :roll:
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Re: RIP Weirick + Lalaxx IV

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GrapefruitV wrote:why in the world they keep using broken client?
Well it's really because i CAN'T fight without the qwert bar. That is pretty much the only reason i don't use apocs ^^

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