Amideadyet Cemetery "Don't die here!" Accepting corpses

[ykcud]

The After life. What does it hold for our Hearthlings? Do they go somewhere nice or somewhere bad? All I know is to encourage people to die more I present you:

Amideadyet Cemetery!Pretend there's sparkles around it


The site's upkeep and services are handled by our very kind and gentle priest Saintmothermarrytheholyiest (aka Quack)


You simply will not find a more kinder soul in this game


Our graves are honored to the highest degree one could expect


Soon we will have a mausoleum open as well


We are accepting your dead as of right now


Bring a cart to the cemetery with the body and any donation (a piece of hard leather, metal nugget of any kind, a pick, miners helmet, bear cape or monocle of any quality).


We also have themed days (real time) in the cemetery. They are:
Naked Tuesdays
Honor a random grave Thursdays
Cemetery Picnics Saturdays
Pretend they are still alive Sundays
(If you have any other ideas please do not be shy)

The grave site is of course free to visit. Say hi to Saintmothermarrytheholyiest (aka Quack) if you see her!

[sapphire]

Nice how to come over there?

[razfen]

Can I preorder corpses? :3

[ykcud]

Can I preorder corpses? :3

As of yet we do not have a service for delivering corpses. But there is a very spirited bear in the area. If you are a person who calls a cat a "good mouser" one in the same context may consider this bear a "good hearther" mayhaps?

[Dondy]

I like the nice touch of a spelling mistake on the gravestone - it shows how much your care!

[ravenguard19]

Playing dead fridays