Almost murdered

[Prowny]

Phew, that was a close one.
A few days ago I met this guy Mr.LemCzag. He lives in a brickwalled island near Bratsk, the former Oak village.
Today after telling him that I met one of his friends from AD, who I was in talks to trade my 1 pearl for a merchant robe, he offered me a merchant robe of a higher quality. So I set off to trade with him on his base. He awaits for me at his crossroads and after I land tells me to "wait one moment". He then grabs my boat away and a guy in dhelm wielding an axe appears and starts attacking me.
I obviously escaped.
So, this thread has two points really.
One, what's the last near death experience you have had? How did you escape?
Two, if anyone wants the location of this guy's base post in here.

[Kathdys]

On world six. Russian dude in big hat with a necromancer's cloak came up with a boat. Didn't want to talk, just wanted to shoot me. It didn't do that much damage, so even though I was confused why this guy was shooting a random farmer, I moved out of range. He got off the boat and started punching through the wall, so I went out through the gate and he started chasing me through the woods, catching up to me and trying to kill me over and over. After running for a couple of minutes, I fainted from thorns, but he got lost and couldn't find me, so I went home.

Even though I'd left the gate open, no one had gone inside or taken anything, so I hid the boat. Nothing really happened for a few days, then suddenly half the things in the cupboards were stolen even though the walls were intact. Maybe he couldn't break down the walls after all, and logged out inside... It was all very silly.

[Comodo]

So this one time I was rolling with AD and we were all chasing one guy, and he tanked like 50 punches and 20 vstrikes, and he punched my defence down to 3, flexed twice and was about to valstrike me dead cause I didn't buy the required skill to use evil eye, but then I woke up and realized that I was dreaming because AD would never let me join them.

[Prowny]

On world six. Russian dude in big hat with a necromancer's cloak came up with a boat. Didn't want to talk, just wanted to shoot me. It didn't do that much damage, so even though I was confused why this guy was shooting a random farmer, I moved out of range. He got off the boat and started punching through the wall, so I went out through the gate and he started chasing me through the woods, catching up to me and trying to kill me over and over. After running for a couple of minutes, I fainted from thorns, but he got lost and couldn't find me, so I went home.

Even though I'd left the gate open, no one had gone inside or taken anything, so I hid the boat. Nothing really happened for a few days, then suddenly half the things in the cupboards were stolen even though the walls were intact. Maybe he couldn't break down the walls after all, and logged out inside... It was all very silly.

Why did you open the gate in the first place?
Maybe I should have named this thread "murder fails"

[Smurfsrule]

On world six. Russian dude in big hat with a necromancer's cloak came up with a boat. Didn't want to talk, just wanted to shoot me. It didn't do that much damage, so even though I was confused why this guy was shooting a random farmer, I moved out of range. He got off the boat and started punching through the wall, so I went out through the gate and he started chasing me through the woods, catching up to me and trying to kill me over and over. After running for a couple of minutes, I fainted from thorns, but he got lost and couldn't find me, so I went home.

Even though I'd left the gate open, no one had gone inside or taken anything, so I hid the boat. Nothing really happened for a few days, then suddenly half the things in the cupboards were stolen even though the walls were intact. Maybe he couldn't break down the walls after all, and logged out inside... It was all very silly.

Why did you open the gate in the first place?
Maybe I should have named this thread "murder fails"

Random guy in necro robe trying to shoot a farmer and not doing much damage, sounds like it was a roundpole fence, not a palisade/bwall.

[Jesus_Smith_Nandez]

I've lost track of all the times I've bashed my HF to random port or to get oathed around then log without it only to remember I actually had scents out. Somehow, my guy is still alive though.