Lord of Shadows' Shadow Realm Recruiting

[DDDsDD999]

As the head representative of the Lord of Shadows, protectorate of the Lord of Shadows' Shadow Realm, The black hand of the Lord of Shadows, I hereby invite you into our humble abode.

Recruitment Stuff
Name:
Sex:
Mouth Status:

FOR THE PURPOSES OF MAXIMUM IMMERSION, WE ONLY OFFER RECRUITMENT TO THOSE WE MEET IN-GAME

[DDDsDD999]

This brave soul died along the way to the Lord of Shadows' Shadow Realm. But we will still unite him with his destined home.

[DDDsDD999]

When we asked this man, he died of joy.

[Bandicute]

This looks legit

[Bowshot125]

So you're making a joke on recruiting by killing everyone you meet? Seems legit.

[ChildhoodObesity]

as i was guiding this new recruit back to our village he died from leeches right before my eyes

[Jesus_Smith_Nandez]

Name: me
Sex: yes please
Mouth Status: september

[DDDsDD999]

We tried to lead this man from the dangers of the Lord of Shadows' Shadow Swamp, but he insisted on taking a bath.