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Burinn wrote: Could you recommend a brand? I'm fiercely brand loyal as it is and don't want to make a half-measure if I can help it.
You don't necessarily need to purchase a juicer if you are just starting out. You can just as easily use any strong muscle of your body to put pressure on the fruit(s) and create the juice squirt. Different muscles will cause a different squirt direction/strength so that's up to you to figure out. Good luck.
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A brand? They're fucking juicers. You don't even need one, you can simply squirt the juice out yourself using your hands.
The trick is to find good fruit.
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cecelia wrote:
Burinn wrote: Could you recommend a brand? I'm fiercely brand loyal as it is and don't want to make a half-measure if I can help it.
You don't necessarily need to purchase a juicer if you are just starting out. You can just as easily use any strong muscle of your body to put pressure on the fruit(s) and create the juice squirt. Different muscles will cause a different squirt direction/strength so that's up to you to figure out. Good luck.
I'm not very strong. I'm pretty skinny and only 5' 4" so crushing an entire grapefruit in my hand is out of the question.
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Burinn wrote:
cecelia wrote:
Burinn wrote: Could you recommend a brand? I'm fiercely brand loyal as it is and don't want to make a half-measure if I can help it.
You don't necessarily need to purchase a juicer if you are just starting out. You can just as easily use any strong muscle of your body to put pressure on the fruit(s) and create the juice squirt. Different muscles will cause a different squirt direction/strength so that's up to you to figure out. Good luck.
I'm not very strong. I'm pretty skinny and only 5' 4" so crushing an entire grapefruit in my hand is out of the question.
Being skinny and small is not an excuse for weakness.
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Burinn wrote:
cecelia wrote:
Burinn wrote: Could you recommend a brand? I'm fiercely brand loyal as it is and don't want to make a half-measure if I can help it.
You don't necessarily need to purchase a juicer if you are just starting out. You can just as easily use any strong muscle of your body to put pressure on the fruit(s) and create the juice squirt. Different muscles will cause a different squirt direction/strength so that's up to you to figure out. Good luck.
I'm not very strong. I'm pretty skinny and only 5' 4" so crushing an entire grapefruit in my hand is out of the question.
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Burinn wrote:
cecelia wrote:
Burinn wrote: Could you recommend a brand? I'm fiercely brand loyal as it is and don't want to make a half-measure if I can help it.
You don't necessarily need to purchase a juicer if you are just starting out. You can just as easily use any strong muscle of your body to put pressure on the fruit(s) and create the juice squirt. Different muscles will cause a different squirt direction/strength so that's up to you to figure out. Good luck.
I'm not very strong. I'm pretty skinny and only 5' 4" so crushing an entire grapefruit in my hand is out of the question.
Making a grapefruit squirt it's juice out is not only about strength. You can also use some foreign objects (flat, hard objects like a cutting board) so you can put a lot of pressure onto the grapefruit.
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https://youtu.be/nseGgoKBW_c?t=2m46s

Here's the only technique you need actually...
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So far out offtopic that this is worthy of hel.
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