Barbarian Village

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Seizure
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Alamarian wrote:This man fights for barbarism. He is your friend.

Yawn... Barbarism? Us? What have we done that is barbaric?

Our personal war with a cliff? Killing of thieves? The unjustified murder of endless paving alts? The cleansing of the land of every male cow? War with GOOGLE[BOT] and MSN[BOT]? Cocks strangled, chicks punched to death, and the desecration of a mudflat?

Your right, we are fiends. Devils to be feared, smiters of the righteous, and we will bring the end of days. Pray, because we have arrived in the hearthland and will not stop until the land is free of the innocent and untainted!
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GanjaFarmer
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i would like to halp take over
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sabinati
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real barbarians run around naked everywhere and only eat raw meat, hope this helps
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Thijssnl
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sabinati wrote:real barbarians run around naked everywhere and only eat raw meat, hope this helps


You forgot they are dumb and make noise unnessicarily.
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Jackard
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ganjafarmer, what is best in life?
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UnrealJake
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Jackard wrote:ganjafarmer, what is best in life?


I like ice cream and re-runs of Friends :D

GanjaFarmer wrote:Those who do not join will be crushed.


Honestly, I could push you over with one finger and I'm a farmer ^.^
Lothaudus wrote:D) Try and get out of the boat and be told YOU NEED SWIMMING TO CROSS DEEP WATER.
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Wisp
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"You have captured my favourite village. This one is skilled in horsemanship but I have many others."
Jackard wrote:GREETINGS INTERNET FRIEND

WE HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY UNSECRET SERVICE WHICH LACKS EVEN A COMMON PURPOSE? I HEAR SPIES GET LOTS OF ADVENTURE FOLLOWED BY HOT SEX.

PLEASE LIST YOUR CREDENTIALS IF SO. I WILL SEE WHETHER I CAN WORK YOU INTO MY ARBITRARY HIERARCHY.
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Lightning2
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Enjoy your very short life in H&H. ;)
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juhubert
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Jackard wrote:ganjafarmer, what is best in life?



Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
Wanderer through worlds and ages
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Sarge
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Hook, line & sinker if you ask me
factnfiction101 wrote:^I agree with this guy.
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