New dungeon type for mexicans by mexicans

[overtyped]

I had a thought while watching the border patrol show. What if we made a dungeon that simulated mexicans trying to cross the border while avoiding the border patrol? and Perhaps wearing a sombrero before entering the dungeon will increase difficulty.
So then it hit me!
Make a dungeon where with precise timing you can avoid monsters to get to the treasure, or if you are high enough level, you can just bulldoze your way through. Mobs will move in a certain pattern, and if you can decipher it you can get past, just like mexicans deciphering a weakness in a border fence.

I think the mobs involved should be rather high level, so if you make a mistake, and are caught, perhaps the mobs can shout " WE DON'T HAVE ANY BEANS FOR YOU" then just like in true border patrol fashion swarm you.

[LadyGoo]

Why am I still reading this? Or, more precisely, why isn't he whining in the moderation thread yet?

[infectedking3]

why isn't he whining in the moderation thread yet?

I don't think any of us even know....

[jorb]

Overtyped thrown in the Mexican dungeon for a day.