Hello. I'm here to sell myself to any town who thinks they could use a drunken old fool such as myself. I'm a very hard worker when I'm not passed out in a puddle of my own vomit and I am very reliable when I am promised a reward of a full tankard of the lush. I guess what it comes down to is I am easy-going and enjoy good company. If any of my fine traits blows up your skirt don't be shy in sending me a PM.
I should also mention that I am new to this game, I've looked over the FAQ and Wiki, once, and I will basically be a huge anchor in your boat until I figure out how things work, which I'm hoping you will help me with.
Cheers.
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ChampionRyu
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Re: Any drunk need a town?
You mean any town need a drunk, not any drunk need a town. You're not a town, you're a drunk.
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sabinati
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Re: Any drunk need a town?
relax man, he's not as think as you drunk he is
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nossr50
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Re: Any drunk need a town?
You can join my newbie village, I am sending you a PM
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Chakravanti
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Re: Any drunk need a town?
sabinati wrote:relax man, he's not as think as you drunk he is
Hey at least he's honering the vow he made to wear that sobriety ring till he's married.
Well what is this that I can't see
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
-Ralph Stanley, O Death!
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
-Ralph Stanley, O Death!
