Neverhood Declares War on Snugglesnail + Allies

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Neverhood Declares War on Snugglesnail + Allies

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Reasons Why: We have grown tired of Snugglesnail's constant racism against brasil. For a while we tolerated his insolence due to his intellectual disabilities. That toleration period has now ended. Snugglesnail and his Allies will be crushed.


Who is Neverhood:

Neverhood is a community of Elite Ex-Ainran shock troops. Based on our shared love of the popular 1996 videogame "The Neverhood" we have joined forces to secure our continent completely. Our Soldiers have all been extensively trained in "Movement kombat" by Naowut as well having been given lessons in pants removal from none other than the famous Tosak.

Due to our Training in Movement kombat by Naowut we consider ourselves the top fighters in the game. We are not your average Brasilian. This isn't Basils crew. This isn't Mightysheeps garbage version of hiding in a safe palisade. This is a top notch combat force.


A Warning to the community: Our Continent will Now be on lockdown. Be warned, we have 5 full time movement kombat soldiers constantly patrolling the continent and our walls. Anyone who is not a Neverhood villager will be promptly executed. If you do not wish to get trashed and have screenshots of your skull posted on the forums, please stay away from our continent.

Our Main Village is located at -241,235. The entire continent is Patrolled and Owned by Us. We call it Everhood or Little Brasil. Snail is welcome to come visit and if he begs for forgiveness and apologizes for his sins, we may execute him relatively painlessly.

Sincerely Klaymen,
<Lawspeaker of Neverhood>
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Do not worry about us. Our fighters can more than handle any situation. This isn't WB, this is Neverhood!
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If you're br then why does your forum location say California? Did you run away? Honestly, I don't blame you good on you pal.
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Fortress wrote:Reasons Why: We have grown tired of Snugglesnail's constant racism against brasil. For a while we tolerated his insolence due to his intellectual disabilities. That toleration period has now ended. Snugglesnail and his Allies will be crushed.
Snail got banned and the most prolific Brazilian player is a self admitted pedophile.

You both lost bro
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Fortress wrote:Neverhood is a community of Elite Ex-Ainran shock troops.
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nah it will drown you
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Austinh15 wrote:If you're br then why does your forum location say California? Did you run away? Honestly, I don't blame you good on you pal.
I did not run away, I'm using a VPN to get better Netflix shows. Sadly br has not much accessibility in this regard.
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DonVelD wrote:nah it will drown you
Listen up you Snail Loving Femboy. Our fight is against snail specifically and unless you want to get executed you will stay out of our continent. You can't see it yet but we are actually trying to free you of your slavery.
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jordancoles wrote:
Fortress wrote:Neverhood is a community of Elite Ex-Ainran shock troops.
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Reach Into your heart Jordan. You know it to be true. The true Narnians left to join Neverhood. We left you alone to keep painhertz company in autistic solitude.

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