Fastest boatjacker ever

Forum for discussing in game politics, village relations and matters of justice.
User avatar
WarpedWiseMan
Posts: 1059
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:34 pm
Location: A throne.

Fastest boatjacker ever

Post by WarpedWiseMan »

I literally built my first boat (holy shit I forgot how tedious this game could be) sailed across the river to grab a nettle and some dirty Russian fucker sailed by and stole it. 27 seconds of ownership has to be some sort of Haven record.
Last edited by WarpedWiseMan on Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
-Avatar by SacreDoom

Image
Top
User avatar
NOOBY93
Posts: 6528
Joined: Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:12 pm

Re: Fastest boatjacker ever

Post by NOOBY93 »

WOW lol win.
Jalpha wrote:I believe in my interpretation of things.
Top
Realak28
Posts: 7
Joined: Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:39 am

Re: Fastest boatjacker ever

Post by Realak28 »

I'm on my 3rd boat.
Top
User avatar
zacty
Posts: 1023
Joined: Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:58 pm
Location: somewhere over the rainbow

Re: Fastest boatjacker ever

Post by zacty »

im on my second :lol:
and i still haven't built one
i really need to find a good signature
Top
User avatar
NOOBY93
Posts: 6528
Joined: Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:12 pm

Re: Fastest boatjacker ever

Post by NOOBY93 »

I don't have a boat.
Hmm...
Might steal one :P
Jalpha wrote:I believe in my interpretation of things.
Top
User avatar
WarpedWiseMan
Posts: 1059
Joined: Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:34 pm
Location: A throne.

Re: Fastest boatjacker ever

Post by WarpedWiseMan »

Why is a boat 40 freaking boards? The thing is like 3 feet wide. 8 boards is more realistic, I'm not building a yacht.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
-Avatar by SacreDoom

Image
Top
User avatar
NOOBY93
Posts: 6528
Joined: Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:12 pm

Re: Fastest boatjacker ever

Post by NOOBY93 »

WarpedWiseMan wrote:Why is a boat 40 freaking boards? The thing is like 3 feet wide. 8 boards is more realistic, I'm not building a yacht.
Speaking of which, game needs canoes. Would be crafted from a log, just like a runestone from a boulder.
It would take 1 damage each tile and would have, say, 100 health? Repaired with string.
Jalpha wrote:I believe in my interpretation of things.
Top
User avatar
Vigilance
Posts: 3561
Joined: Fri May 21, 2010 9:30 pm
Location: fog of irrelevancy

Re: Fastest boatjacker ever

Post by Vigilance »

We've lost like four to two Russians. I think that means I need to make a russian genocide? I'm not sure how Haven history has handled this before.
Image
"Tosak gets the guys undressed faster than their girlfriends can." -NaoWhut
http://i.imgur.com/5cQiL.png http://i.imgur.com/lYyAA.png
Top
User avatar
zacty
Posts: 1023
Joined: Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:58 pm
Location: somewhere over the rainbow

Re: Fastest boatjacker ever

Post by zacty »

russians are like generic bandits in any other MMO, low to mid level trash mobs that nobody really talks about except when they are low level and the trash mobs are a threat
i really need to find a good signature
Top
User avatar
Vigilance
Posts: 3561
Joined: Fri May 21, 2010 9:30 pm
Location: fog of irrelevancy

Re: Fastest boatjacker ever

Post by Vigilance »

gotta be wary of them new spawns
Image
"Tosak gets the guys undressed faster than their girlfriends can." -NaoWhut
http://i.imgur.com/5cQiL.png http://i.imgur.com/lYyAA.png
Top

Return to “In Congress Assembled”