Annnnd that would be me. Might as well get in on this.
YOU ARE A CRAZED LOVECHILD OF COMIC BOOK GUY AND THIS WOMAN:
"...the dungeon and shackles are already at my threshold to show me here and now my eternal disgrace. Only you can work the miracle to make life possible for a soul so imperiled by doubt, O Atoner for all, exalted beyond saying."- St. Gregory of Narek, Book of Lamentations, Prayer 1.