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Edgylordgranger
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"attention" read me
I was offered sex with a 13 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla at your nearest drug and convenience store. Act now and save $1.50 off your next purchase. Batteries not included.
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shadyg0d
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- Joined: Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:08 pm
Re: "attention" read me
I'll reluctantly admit that was funny, but not today
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Atamzsiktrop
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Re: "attention" read me
I'm pretty sure having sex with underaged is going to get a SWAT team at your door.