Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[DaniAngione]

Granted, the fedora covers from head to toe so they can't see who is under not can you see outside of it.

I wish for the original copy of Plato's Five Dialogues.

Granted. It's so original that it is written in ancient greek and the moment you touch it, it turns into dust. Five minutes later a group of fanatics from the Archeology Extremists Organization barges into your room and shoot you for the destruction of a part of humanity's legacy.

I wish that the person that comments below will insert random "oodoo"s in their text. (4 at least)

[overtyped]

Granted, the fedora covers from head to toe so they can't see who is under not can you see outside of it.

I wish for the original copy of Plato's Five Dialogues.

Granted. It's so original that it is written in ancient greek and the moment you touch it, it turns into dust. Five minutes later a group of fanatics from the Archeology Extremists Organization barges into your room and shoot you for the destruction of a part of humanity's legacy.

I wish that the person that comments below will insert random "oodoo"s in their text. (4 at least)

granted oooo, but now that sweaty night you spent with jorb for his favor has given you the clap.
I hope jorb remains the butt of all jokes

[DaniAngione]

[OFF-topic]

...night you spent with jorb for his favor...

What? I'm not sure I got this, what favor? ._.