don't worry sabinati, knock back a couple dozen beers, and then start typing and running your mouth like you always do, then when you start feeling sad, you can then proceed to ban people to curb that feeling. You will beat jorbs post count in no time.sabinati wrote:welpjorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.
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overtyped
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Re: Jorb shitposting
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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sMartins
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Re: Jorb shitposting
SkankHunt42jorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.
Make friends with the other crabs or try to escape the bucket.
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I only logged in to say this sentence. by neeco » 30 Oct 2018, 02:57
Default Client, Best Client!
I'd hardly call anything the Bible of our times. » special thanks to MagicManICT
I only logged in to say this sentence. by neeco » 30 Oct 2018, 02:57
Default Client, Best Client!
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Granger
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Re: Jorb shitposting
Another life pointlessly wasted...jorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.
⁎ Mon Mar 22, 2010 ✝ Thu Jan 23, 2020
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jordancoles
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Re: Jorb shitposting
Hold my beer
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Onep
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Re: Jorb shitposting
And so the hunter becomes the hunted.
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
Do you like Onep? Do you think he'd look good in green? www.Onep4mod.com
Jorb hates me. :\
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
Do you like Onep? Do you think he'd look good in green? www.Onep4mod.com
Jorb hates me. :\
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MagicManICT
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Re: Jorb shitposting
A poop emoji hat, maybe?ven wrote:Such a portentous event deserves a hat.
Looking...jorb wrote: Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.
jorb wrote:Will consider.
Opinions expressed in this statement are the authors alone and in no way reflect on the game development values of the actual developers.
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shubla
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Re: Jorb shitposting
Shit, jorb posting.
Jorb shitposting!
Jorb shitposting!

I'm not sure that I have a strong argument against sketch colors - Jorb, November 2019
http://i.imgur.com/CRrirds.png?1
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Redlaw
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Re: Jorb shitposting
jorb be like goats walls pfft

ok this more of me having fun anf ishing cause thats nutts lol/

ok this more of me having fun anf ishing cause thats nutts lol/
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sabinati
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Re: Jorb shitposting
that's a banovertyped wrote:don't worry sabinati, knock back a couple dozen beers, and then start typing and running your mouth like you always do, then when you start feeling sad, you can then proceed to ban people to curb that feeling. You will beat jorbs post count in no time.sabinati wrote:welpjorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.
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Onep
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Re: Jorb shitposting
Sounds like quality moderation to me tbqh
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
Do you like Onep? Do you think he'd look good in green? www.Onep4mod.com
Jorb hates me. :\
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
Do you like Onep? Do you think he'd look good in green? www.Onep4mod.com
Jorb hates me. :\