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Re: Jorb shitposting

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sabinati wrote:
jorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.
welp
don't worry sabinati, knock back a couple dozen beers, and then start typing and running your mouth like you always do, then when you start feeling sad, you can then proceed to ban people to curb that feeling. You will beat jorbs post count in no time.
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jorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.
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jorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.
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Hold my beer
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And so the hunter becomes the hunted.
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”

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ven wrote:Such a portentous event deserves a hat.
A poop emoji hat, maybe?
jorb wrote: Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.
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Shit, jorb posting.
Jorb shitposting!
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jorb be like goats walls pfft

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ok this more of me having fun anf ishing cause thats nutts lol/
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Re: Jorb shitposting

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overtyped wrote:
sabinati wrote:
jorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.
welp
don't worry sabinati, knock back a couple dozen beers, and then start typing and running your mouth like you always do, then when you start feeling sad, you can then proceed to ban people to curb that feeling. You will beat jorbs post count in no time.
that's a ban
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Re: Jorb shitposting

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Sounds like quality moderation to me tbqh
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”

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