Recruiting LWJGL dev(s)

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Recruiting LWJGL dev(s)

Postby SnuggleSnail » Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:52 am

Recruitment Type: Full-time

Think you deserve respect for just showing up? Were you born with an undeniable sense of entitlement? Do you think your emotions are more important than a job well done? Then you should probably hard pass on sending us your application. We are only looking for highly motivated, professional individuals.

Requirements:

  • At least 16 years of professional experience with lwjgl
  • NO EXPERIENCE with openGL, we don't want a mind poisoned by old technologies
  • Have adequate knowledge of the English language as well as basic typing
  • AT LEAST a bachelor's degree in computer science, ideally a few years into working on masters
  • Self-starter
  • Work independently and quickly
  • Have some knowledge of medical insurance
  • Have common sense
  • Be punctual
  • Have organizational skill


What we need to know about you:

  • What is the highest level of qualification achievement by either of your parent(s) or guardian(s) by the time you were 18?
  • Do you have any smoking or fat problems?
  • Which type of school did you attend for the majority of your time between ages 10 - 17?
  • Does your family have a crest? What is it?
  • During your education did you ever in debt for school lunches?
  • Are you a girl? If not how do you feel about acting more femininely, or wearing thigh-high socks during working hours?
  • How much can you afford to spend on high quality web cams to be used during work?
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Re: Recruiting LWJGL dev(s)

Postby Jalpha » Tue Aug 02, 2022 12:42 pm

I think you forgot to include the annual salary.
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Re: Recruiting LWJGL dev(s)

Postby axus » Tue Aug 02, 2022 5:25 pm

This is a very high standard for custom Haven client development!
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Re: Recruiting LWJGL dev(s)

Postby SnuggleSnail » Tue Aug 02, 2022 5:31 pm

Jalpha wrote:I think you forgot to include the annual salary.


Pay is competitive.
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Re: Recruiting LWJGL dev(s)

Postby The_Lich_King » Tue Aug 02, 2022 11:04 pm

SNAIL YOU HAVE BEEN BACK FOR ONE FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW CAN YOU BE SHITPOSTING ALREADY!!
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Re: Recruiting LWJGL dev(s)

Postby SnuggleSnail » Tue Aug 02, 2022 11:14 pm

The_Lich_King wrote:SNAIL YOU HAVE BEEN BACK FOR ONE FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW CAN YOU BE SHITPOSTING ALREADY!!


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Re: Recruiting LWJGL dev(s)

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Re: Recruiting LWJGL dev(s)

Postby The_Lich_King » Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:10 am

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Ysh wrote: I think you are jordancoles. You saying this for throwing off of track to make me thinking I am jordancoles.


Onep wrote: If I had to choose between drowning you and savoring every moment as your face desperately gasps for air beneath the brine or saving the planet, I'd choose you everytime.
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Re: Recruiting LWJGL dev(s)

Postby pawnchito » Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:42 am

Good shidpost.

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Re: Recruiting LWJGL dev(s)

Postby Aoyama » Fri Aug 05, 2022 4:11 pm

OpenGL is awesome!
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