Think you deserve respect for just showing up? Were you born with an undeniable sense of entitlement? Do you think your emotions are more important than a job well done? Then you should probably hard pass on sending us your application. We are only looking for highly motivated, professional individuals.
Requirements:
At least 16 years of professional experience with lwjgl
NO EXPERIENCE with openGL, we don't want a mind poisoned by old technologies
Have adequate knowledge of the English language as well as basic typing
AT LEAST a bachelor's degree in computer science, ideally a few years into working on masters
Self-starter
Work independently and quickly
Have some knowledge of medical insurance
Have common sense
Be punctual
Have organizational skill
What we need to know about you:
What is the highest level of qualification achievement by either of your parent(s) or guardian(s) by the time you were 18?
Do you have any smoking or fat problems?
Which type of school did you attend for the majority of your time between ages 10 - 17?
Does your family have a crest? What is it?
During your education did you ever in debt for school lunches?
Are you a girl? If not how do you feel about acting more femininely, or wearing thigh-high socks during working hours?
How much can you afford to spend on high quality web cams to be used during work?
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SNAIL YOU HAVE BEEN BACK FOR ONE FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW CAN YOU BE SHITPOSTING ALREADY!!
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Ysh wrote: I think you are jordancoles. You saying this for throwing off of track to make me thinking I am jordancoles.
Onep wrote: If I had to choose between drowning you and savoring every moment as your face desperately gasps for air beneath the brine or saving the planet, I'd choose you everytime.
